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Former undisputed cruiersweight and heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield will be trying for a fifth heavyweight title on October 13, 2007 against Sultan Ibragimov but in a show to be aired this Saturday, Holyfield will participate in a WWE "event", competing in New York City's Madison Square Garden against Matt Hardy in what the WWE is calling a special boxing match. [Editor's note: according to the website pwinsider.com and writer Mike Johnson, the event has already been taped, and Holyfield boxed one round against Hardy, scoring a knockdown. During the second round, while the referee was evaluating whether Hardy could continue Holyfield's so-called sponsor, a character called MVP, got into an argument with Holyfield, which led to Holyfield knocking out MVP and leaving the ring].